Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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