You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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