coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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