I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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