Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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