just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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