This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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