I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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