I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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