i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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