The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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