i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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