I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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