Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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