i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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