It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
where am i from again
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees