ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right