Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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