but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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