Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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