glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i came on her dog
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
