Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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