im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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