At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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