We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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