i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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