IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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