So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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