Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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