the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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