I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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