Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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