what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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