lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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