We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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