that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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