You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.