My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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