Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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