Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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