But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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