Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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