And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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