She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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