pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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