You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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