...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Two words: blizzard sex
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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