so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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