It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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