This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you didnt know i had herpes?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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