Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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