i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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