Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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