idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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