i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Come on in and take your pants off
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