I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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