brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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