What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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